woahiero:

today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

bycottlove:

if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru to ur punk attitude

penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here

penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here

bustedbussy:

our first lady everyone 

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money


  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
sikoot:

me in the morning

sikoot:

me in the morning

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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