nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

Are you into BDSM?
Anonymous

neilnevins:

I’ve always been a fan of Bob Dylan’s Sensual Music 

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

narcotic:

"guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

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tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

alibisandperfectlullabies:

If these sheets were the provinces and you were kilometers away, I’d politely fold them end over end to bring you closer to me, eh.