i want a thigh gap like this
My friend Nihal submitted a picture of Aziz Ansari for his senior picture.
when will my motivation return from war
If you can rock a beanie , you can rock me in bed
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P
are you sure
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
why aren’t there christmas rap albums who isn’t convinced “don’t drop that parumpapumpum” won’t be a platinum success
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal